Posted by
Ed Donath on Sunday, October 25, 2009 9:21:18 AM
...when you know Obama can just appoint a V-chip Czar and try to tax rich Conservatives out of the media 
business.
from eddobloggo.com
At very least, and In keeping with their Marxist model, a tax or penalty could be assessed against local cable providers who wish to retain what the administration considers to be offensive networks. The cost of such penalties would be passed along to consumers who might then be forced to think twice about watching so much of un-American FOX versus its competitors who so unswervingly toe the patriotic administration line.
However, it could end up being a lot more difficult than White House thugs believe to silence the powerful voices heard on high-wattage AM radio stations. Aggressive jamming of radio signals, as was done continuously behind the Iron Curtain, would eventually put a forced end to talk radio as we know it, forcing relentless critics of the administration to develop an underground alternative to their current on-air activity.
Rather than being silenced and outfoxed the alternative would, perhaps, look something like this...
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Boy am I glad the NFL wouldn't take my money. Shortly after that politically correct reverse discrimination episode I turned around and used some of it to purchase this surplus nuclear submarine from France.
Our pirate broadcast vessel has been outfitted with state-of-the-art studios and a 500,000 watt transmitter. I'm ready to take on libs with half my brain and a Polaris tied behind my back -- just kidding about the missile, folks. Not only is our nukesub recycled, it's carbon footprint-neutral and not subject, therefore, to Cap and Tax.
Which is not to say that the Holder can't nail us on any number of other beefs that go along with un-licensed cruising of the high seas and pirate broadcasting. But they've got to find us first and then risk a nuclear accident which would prove to the world that they'll go to any length to promote their dictatorial anti-Constitutional agenda. So full speed ahead Snerdley!
Our Conservative Underground -- make that Conservative Underwater -- can be heard clearly in at least 48 states and dozens of foreign nations at any given time depending, of course, upon the global coordinate location and weather conditions of that day's broadcast.
Today's Rush Limbaugh commentary programming will be followed by hard news from the mainland on streaming video. Glenn Beck has the latest installment of his health care cost analysis story and some breaking news about GE's collusion with the administration. Later, Sean Hannity will present yet another ACORNgate video and will tell you which White House czar leaked the rumor about Hugo Chavez offering to work as a media consultant to the Obama administration for a dollar a year.
Then it's back to commentary as John Gibson is piped aboard to man the the Golden EIB Microphone watch overnight while I enjoy an adult beverage and some well-deserved hammock time..."
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Far-fetched? Extreme? Ridiculous?
No more so than an administration crying "unfair" and demonizing a highly-rated mainstream TV network. No more so than the White House crying "un-American" whenever they are criticized. No more so than attempting to fine-tune the First Amendment.
In real world America it is the right that needs a Fairness Doctrine.
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